Total Medals Earned: 686 (From
90 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 9,875 Points
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87% or more in reactions
90% or more in perception
85% or above in coordination
90% or more in memory
92% or more in speed
85% or above in accuracy test
90% or more in multitasking
Average of 90% or more across all 7 games
Finish the Tutorial
Save yourself from falling ten times
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Defeat the Footie Twins
Defeat Battbot
Defeat Ootkey
Defeat TRN-1
Defeat Final Weapon
Get Secret Ending
Defeat Raijinmaru
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Defeat Mecha-Death
Defeat Phantom
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
100% Completion
Master the Fire Flip.
View the intro movie.
Drink the mystery potion.
View the COMBOS page.
Visit the links page.
Get your chainsaw on!
Find all 6 secret areas.
Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Defeat the class president.
Shut down the UberBot.
Beat the game.
Beat the game without dying.
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Beat the game
Beat the game without taking damage
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Jump on the enemy in 'TRUST'.
Dont commit suicide in 'SUICIDE'.
Attempt to use the arrow keys in 'PLEASE WAIT'.
Use the button to create a bridge.
Get the fake ending: press ESCAPE in 'THE END'. According to SWFStats only 13% of players get this ending.
Don't kill the creature in 'REFLEX'.
Get the 'Trapped Forever' ending. According to SWFStats 60% of population get this ending.
Get the 'Free' ending. According to SWFStats only 11% of population get this ending. Do you want to be that special?
Skip the spring in 'BREAKTHROUGH'.
Don't kill the creatures in 'DROP3'.
Survive The Girl's clutches.
Escape in your car in under 20 seconds.
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Kiss The Girl.
Escape the bar in under 20 seconds.
Get away without retrying.
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